How the female mind works:

fallen-angel-bedfeathers:

totally-relatable:

Hot guy:

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Hot guy that plays instrument:

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Hot guy that plays instrument and SINGS:

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(Source: shunday)

dj-baby-bokchoy:

you could go to five or six stores
or… just one
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dj-baby-bokchoy:

you could go to five or six stores

or… just one

mylifetimes5:

iamjohnegberttheheirofbreath:

Beck was a real friend

Beck was a great everything

(Source: lizgillies)

princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

(Source: middleshiner-archive)

calumashtons:

me: *gets jealous*
me: chill

kanyewesticle:

This is my best tweet
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kanyewesticle:

This is my best tweet

why is the rum always gone?

(Source: wolvesthrones)

xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me
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xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

(Source: coachcrewneck)

smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school
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smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

hefuckin:

HAHAHAHAHA high resolution →

hefuckin:

HAHAHAHAHA

(Source: live-art-abstract)

(Source: samwinchesterappreciation)

comfort-and-close:

whobloidlostingublerlandsbakerst:

lifeisuselesswithoutpizza:

superwholock-is-my-hell:

allamericanheroine:

asriels:

boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their faces by sheer force on a regular basis who the hell do they think they’re calling weak

#dont even get me started on bikini waxing

cramps

liquid eyeliner

Birthgiving

dealing with boys. 

becausebirds:

chiltonomics:

owls-only:

An owl landed in a bar

deAR SIR, HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIZARD?

WHAT IS THIS STRANGE PLACE
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becausebirds:

chiltonomics:

owls-only:

An owl landed in a bar

deAR SIR, HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIZARD?

WHAT IS THIS STRANGE PLACE

toastoat:

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

egberts:

i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow